Stoned!
Half way through the climb.. The rocks start to move and groan a bit. You fall off the rocky formation only for it to land right back unto you squashing you under! It seems like that rocky formation wasn’t truly what it seemed! What you were climbing was in fact a huge dragoness and it seems she's earned herself a new butt tattoo! Looks like you’ll stay there as a butt tattoo for quite a while!