Nice Refreshing Lemonade!

You’re parched. It sure is a hot day at the carnival today… you could use a drink. You pass by a… weirdly familiar food cart with an inattentive worker, slicing lemons, putting them in a huge press, slamming the lever down… Man, that lemonade looks delicious. You pat your hips, searching for your wallet, but you barely have time to realize you’re broke when the worker grabs you by the shirt, hoisting you into the machine and slamming the lever down! You’re submerged in the mixture of tangy lemon juice, sugar, and water.

You’re quickly liquified by the acidic yellow sludge, dissolved into the delicious drink, forced through the pipes… and squirted out, over and over! You find yourself in several dozen large, yellow novelty carnival cups, emblazoned with a smiling lemon and a ‘stay hydrated! Cup good for a reduced price at any participating lemonade stand!’ The bits of you that remain in the vat above are continuously stirred, and occasionally you feel yourself poured into a new cup…

Well, at least you’re not thirsty anymore!

Lemon-ayyy!