A Safe Attraction

You make your way to the Bungie Drop, ignoring the safety and height regulations. You're like 90% sure you're light enough!

As you prepare to be dropped, one thing echoes through your mind: “Don't look down.” You feel a soft push, and begin to fall! You find yourself screaming all the way down. A sharp tug at your feet propels you back up into the air, the strong wind brushing through your hair and ears as you seem to pierce the heavens. And for one brief moment… you hear a loud, audible SNAP!

You bravely decide to open your eyes and you can see high above the park, a little too high actually... Are those clouds or cotton candy? You reach out and take a bite. Mm, bland and watery, that's definitely a cloud. You break your cardinal rule and decide to look down.

Everything below you looks like a miniature city, the people are just dots and you have enough time admiring the scenery to check your feet. That snap earlier just may have been the cord keeping you safe...

You gulp as you begin your descent, yelling all the way. You think you might burn up, you're falling that fast, but thankfully, you instead merely leave a massive crater in the ground with your body spread out, smooth like a fine, thin paste. You feel as if something is keeping you pressed into place comes over you, like gravity’s 10x heavier. Your cries for help are muffled by the dirt your face is directly planted in, nothing nearby is going to hear you.

Unfortunately for you though, you're waaaaaay outside of the park... so you’re nobody’s problem! Which is incredibly convenient for legal purposes… this whole festival was a lawsuit waiting to happen. Or at least… it was...

Don't look down!