Delicious Burger Patty

The scent of fresh salad and grilled meat saturates the air as you walked through the food court, and you realize just how hungry you are. You could bite yourself for not bringing lunch or any additional money. Though, with all this food around, you are sure nobody would mind a missing burger or two, and soon you are on the prowl, weaving through the crowd, until you see it: A lone grill, with sizzling patties sitting atop, and nobody to watch over it.

You almost feel bad for the poor sucker who left his grill alone, but then again, they shouldn’t have left it unattended. Their fault for being so neglectful!

Your mouth waters as you zero in on the burgers, you can practically already taste them as you reach out to them. And then you snap back to reality as you feel a strong grip around your wrist. As you look up to see who the giant hand wrapped around yours belongs to, you are greeted with the rather bemused visage of a doberman, who does not seem particularly happy with your attempt to snatch his lunch.

He also does not seem impressed with your apologetic grin, and before you can make your case, you can feel his hand on your head, and, followed by that, a pressure comparable to a trash compactor, squeeeeezing you down towards the ground. You can only let out a silent squeak as you are squashed, then picked up by the angry dog, who wastes no time and gets straight to squishing, mushing and kneading you around, until you finally end up as a perfectly round little patty, which he plops down onto the grill, face up.

You immediately feel the heat, unable to do any more than wiggle on the hot grill as your rear is cooked nicely! The doberman grins down at you and grabs the lid off the grill, slamming it shut and locking you inside, leaving you to cook for the rest of the day.

Burgah!