Gambling on Cups!

You cross your fingers, desperately hoping the cup reveals that ping pong ball. Crap… why did gambling have to be so difficult? And then… the cup rises slowly… revealing…

Nothing.

“Sorry pal! Better luck next time!”

The shuffler extends his hand, waiting for you to fork over the cash. Begrudgingly you shove your hand in your right pocket… then your left. Uh oh.

“Outta cash? Ohh… too bad…”

You hardly have enough time to even recoil as he grabs you with both hands! You begin squeezing and compressing smaller and smaller, struggling against the might of his brute strength. After a minute, you begin rolling between his palms, shaping into a ping pong ball with heavily faded features. He snickers, placing you under a cup.

“Now then… who’s next?”

Big spender!